Tonteria London

Tonteria sits at 7, 12 Sloane Square, steps away from the square itself. The venue serves South American and Mexican-inspired fare before transitioning into a house and dance music space.

The room runs smart and elegant, but Tonteria is a better choice than the local pub crawl options if you want a controlled, theatrical approach to a night out. While most of the area’s bars cater to a casual evening drop-in, this club focuses entirely on the party, keeping the energy focused on the floor rather than the seating. It feels more deliberate than its neighbours, sacrificing the neighborhood-tavern intimacy of the surrounding streets for a high-intensity pace that dominates the square once the sun sets.